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A husband went to the police station to make a report for his missing wife:

Husband :-My wife is missing (misty eyed). She went shopping and did not return home.

Inspector :-What is her height?

Husband:-I never noticed.

Inspector :-Slim build?

Husband:-Not slim.

Inspector :-Colour of eyes?

Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair?

Husband :-Changes.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?

Husband :-I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :-Was she in a car?

Husband :-Yes.

Inspector :-Tell me the name and color of the car?

Husband :-White Alfa Romeo Sprint 1.7 litre 16valve, flat 4 engine on 45 Webbers and Colombo Barriani camshafts, generating 165 horse power teamed with an 5-speed manual gearbox with the short 35/9 diff ratio. And it has full leather interior and custom made twin radiator fan, which uses separate relays and diodes for maximum cooling in all conditions. It sits on Compomotive dished wheels with 205/60 R13 tyres. Has a very thin scratch on the rear right quarter panel.….and then the husband
started crying...


Inspector:-Don't worry Sir, we will find your car.....

As If?











Bloody too right!

hahahaha

i put it up on facebook. was an instant hit ! lol

John suggested I put it up in here as well :p

That's brilliant!

Supercharged16v wrote:hahahaha

i put it up on facebook. was an instant hit ! lol

John suggested I put it up in here as well :p

I wondered where I had seen that before ...