Missing Wife

Whats on your mind? Alfa related or otherwise, the funnier the better!
Post Reply
User avatar
AlfaCorseChris
Posts: 634
Joined: Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:30 am
Location: Cyprus

Missing Wife

Post by AlfaCorseChris »

A husband went to the police station to make a report for his missing wife:

Husband :-My wife is missing (misty eyed). She went shopping and did not return home.

Inspector :-What is her height?

Husband:-I never noticed.

Inspector :-Slim build?

Husband:-Not slim.

Inspector :-Colour of eyes?

Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair?

Husband :-Changes.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?

Husband :-I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :-Was she in a car?

Husband :-Yes.

Inspector :-Tell me the name and color of the car?

Husband :-White Alfa Romeo Sprint 1.7 litre 16valve, flat 4 engine on 45 Webbers and Colombo Barriani camshafts, generating 165 horse power teamed with an 5-speed manual gearbox with the short 35/9 diff ratio. And it has full leather interior and custom made twin radiator fan, which uses separate relays and diodes for maximum cooling in all conditions. It sits on Compomotive dished wheels with 205/60 R13 tyres. Has a very thin scratch on the rear right quarter panel.….and then the husband
started crying...


Inspector:-Don't worry Sir, we will find your car.....

User avatar
Johnboy
Posts: 1828
Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:32 pm
Location: Margate kent

Re: Missing Wife

Post by Johnboy »

:lol: :lol:
Powered by the dark side
Gt jtdm blackline
S2 33 cl veloce 16v sleeping
Freestyle superjet jetski

User avatar
PETROLHEAD
Posts: 3059
Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:51 pm
Location: Nottingham

Re: Missing Wife

Post by PETROLHEAD »

As If?











Bloody too right! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SHREW

I AM the Law!


Alfa Romeo 33 1.7 ie, Giulietta QV, 159 ti Sportwagon, Daihatsu Charade Turbo SR

User avatar
AlfaCorseChris
Posts: 634
Joined: Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:30 am
Location: Cyprus

Re: Missing Wife

Post by AlfaCorseChris »

hahahaha

i put it up on facebook. was an instant hit ! lol

John suggested I put it up in here as well :p

Fluffyduff
Posts: 42
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:01 pm
Location: Louth, Ireland

Re: Missing Wife

Post by Fluffyduff »

That's brilliant!

User avatar
lee16v
Posts: 66
Joined: Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:45 pm
Location: Devon

Re: Missing Wife

Post by lee16v »

:lol:
33 shaped tarp on the drive. 156 wagon veloce current daily driver.

User avatar
Joe1968
Posts: 289
Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:37 pm
Location: South Yorkshire

Re: Missing Wife

Post by Joe1968 »

Supercharged16v wrote:hahahaha

i put it up on facebook. was an instant hit ! lol

John suggested I put it up in here as well :p


I wondered where I had seen that before ... :lol:

Post Reply