are my ears burning?
nothing is tooooo far mark, and heres what you should do, FACT! and no-one will argue!
add everything you fancy to your watch list, preferably all finishing on the same evening, this is important, it HAS to be an evening, later the better.
you set this up in advance, even book the following day off work, because you know you're going to be buying a new alfa the next day, so start wheezing, coughing and snotting early on, much more convincing.
you tell the missus you really fancy a cute n cuddly night in, curled up on the settee, even touching knees occasionaly, and she doesn't have to cook tea either, you love and appreciate her more than life itself, and tonight, you'll prove it just like old times!
you finish work, and rush to the off licence on the way back. Take notes, this is an important list. 3 assorted pot noodles, a pack of ginger nuts, 4 litres of mixed Lambrini, and a box of Desperado Tequila Lager (24 bottles)
you cook tea, 2 pot noodles, 1 for you, 1 for the love of your life, so of course you bought her bestest flavour cos she's special to yer.
Emmerdale, Corrie, Eastenders, to the swan song of promised love and the clinking and burping of 4 litres of Lambrini,
she's pissed! flat out on the settee is no good though, you need to get her to bed, just moments before the room spin and pending coma sets in, otherwise you'll be too busy with the mop n bucket and mess up the final phase.
now its your turn, get hammered! throw Desperado down your neck like there's no tomorrow, till about the 10'oclock news chimes up.
break from the drinking for a mo, put the kettle on, you'll need that 3rd pot noodle for sustenance now, time is ticking!
weather forecast on, heres your next que for action. return to the drinking, and using the whole pack of ginger nuts as sugar hit, you should be equally drunk and wired at the same time for the last stage.
turn on the laptop, fire up ebay, and look at your watch list. somewhere in there, is a late finishing bargain that surely no-one else will still be up or around for on a thursday night, afterall, THEYVE all got work the next day,
you fire bids off like you're duelling Lee Van Cleef at dawn, sniping like an Oswald, but you're blind drunk, and actually blind, you almost bid on a Ford but it was more a drunken sausage finger ebay incident than a serious effort to own it, never mind, move on, keep going, bid! bid! more!! higher!!! lost,
who the frik is outbidding me, its got to be his mate, git! i'll show him,
SH1T!!!!!!
what have i just won?
i can barely see it, and sleeeeeeeeep
i guarantee that using this tried and tested method, YOU WILL have bought your next car by the following morning.
you won't remember what it was, where it was, or how it could possibly be worth £8567.83 exactly, but what you do know is that you have the day off work, result!, and you hope that its an estate, because here comes the missus with some suitcases for you!
you know it makes sense,
let us know friday morning what you got Mark?
The bright side of it is that the original lasted 260.000 km and i think most of km's with a tuningbox (still on the car) It drives really well now so I guess it was worth it 
that's with a decat 
